In the news, the "Knight Rider" car K.I.T.T. is to go on sale at eBay on Friday - News item
"This is humiliating! Twenty years ago I was top car, and now I'm up for sale like a common junker. Woe is me ... "
In the news recently, a scientist thought an "elevator" into space could be made within 15 years.
No word on what music will be played.
In the news, Google offered up shares to the public on Monday July 26, and the site was prompty attacked with a version of the "MyDoom" Internet worm - news item
Is Google "Doomed?"
"Screenshaver."
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If a server crashes on a deserted message board does it still cause screaming?
Steve Rodgers
"Space isn't remote at all. It's only an hour's drive away ... if your car could go straight upwards."
-- Sir Fred Hoyle from Clean Laffs
I was in a bookstore recently when I overheard a man ask a clerk for an introductory computer book written on a children's level. The clerk asked the man, "How old is the child?" The man replied, "I'm 51."
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"Captain Kirk responds to an e-mail scam"
from Jewels
"Oooh! So they have the Internet on computers now!"
--Homer Simpson Clean Laffs
"Mayberry in Star Trek" - some of the buildings in "Andy Griffith" got new life in some Trek shoots.
"To boldly go where no small town TV show has gone before."
by IBLaffing
Top Signs You Live in 2004
1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.
2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.
3. You have a list of 16 phone numbers to reach your family of 4.
4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.
5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends is that they don't have e-mail addresses.
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6. When you go home after a long day at work you still answer the phone in a business manner.
7. When you make phone calls from home, you accidentally dial "9" to get an outside line.
8. You've sat at the same desk for four years and worked for three different companies.
10. You learn about your redundancy on the 11 o'clock news.
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11. Your boss doesn't have the ability to do your job.
12. Contractors outnumber permanent staff and are more likely to get long-service awards.
AND..............
13. You read this entire list, and kept nodding and smiling.
14. As you read this list, you think about forwarding it to your "friends."
15. You got this email from a friend that never talks to you anymore, except to send you jokes from the net.
16. You are too busy to notice there was no #9
17. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9
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"I have always wished that my computer would be as easy to use as my telephone. My wish has come true. I no longer know how to use my telephone"
--Bjarne Stronstrup (originator of C++ programming language) Clean Laffs
from topgreetings.com